Tired of carry that same old boring leather briefcase to meetings?  Do you wish you could carry something a little bit… fresh-er?  Cutting-edge?  Raw?  Well, now you can!

Enter the Bacon Briefcase!  Made from two solid slabs of premium-cut bacon, this case is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversation.  It protects your documents, boosts your ego, and overwhelms the carrier with a sense of superiority.

Yes, you will certainly be unique when carrying this beauty.  With it’s defined marbling patterns and suede leather handle, you’ll be the envy of executives everywhere.  They’ll marvel at your style, your poise, and your confidence.

Ladies, don’t worry, you haven’t been totally left out of this either.  While there is currently no exclusive Bacon solution for your transportation and storage needs, a nice alternative is this item featured here: The Meat Purse.

Sure, it might not be bacon, but meat purse is comprised entirely of top-quality lean ground beef.  Meat purse will keep your valuables secure, your outfit stylish and fresh, and your side gently chilled.

It should be noted that Bacon Fort does not recommend carrying the Bacon Briefcase or Meat Purse in close proximity to any carnivorous animal and strongly cautions against utilizing either on any beach or other area populated heavily with Seagulls.

Lamp made out of bacon

Randomly surfing around, I came across this oddity… the Bacon Lamp!

Some random guy apparently decided that a normal lamp wasn’t good enough, and the first obvious improvement was to replace the traditional shade with a bacon shade.  Well, to that, we say WELL DONE, SIR!

Yes, the Bacon Lamp is certainly a thing a beauty.  This sucker looks like it holds enough bacon for a whole slew of BLT’s, and if the proper wattage bulb were selected, utilizing the lamp as a real lighting solution might actually cook the bacon.  Imagine how awesome it would be to have every light in your home passively cooking up strips of bacon while you go about your daily life!

Read more about this fantastic lamp and see some additional pictures at Oddity Central.

Baconnaise - Bacon flavored spread

Considering how delicious bacon is, it makes sense that bacon would be added to many other foods.  Some of those foods make perfect sense, like hamburgers, sandwiches, and omelets.  Others, however, don’t make any sense at all.  At least not to the layman (that is, one whom is not obsessed with bacon.)

Here’s a list of 10 of those oddball foods: 10 odd bacon foods

Apparently popular in the pacific northwest are these little delectable treats: maple-bacon donuts.

Yes, you read that correctly.  Maple iced donuts covered with crispy bacon.  Delicious, crunchy, tasty bacon.

Still, as wonderful as it sounds, with culinary creations like this popping up all the time, it’s no wonder we’re seeing more and more Americans “stricken” with obesity each year.  Oh, sure, it’s a glandular problem… couldn’t possibly have anything to do with all those BACON COVERED DONUTS…

Still, for those of us that DON’T rival the weight of a Mini Cooper, these tasty little rings of cholesterol and sodium just might be the perfect way to enjoy the weekend.  Kick back, put on the game, and enjoy a bacon crusted pastry of your choice.