We [bacon enthusiasts] all knew it was possible, and now someone has finally proven the hypothesis: Bacon heals.
Some genius out there has finally developed bacon band-aids. It has been a long-time tradition to use raw meat to heal facial wounds (think Andy Griffith), so it was only a matter of time before someone came up with the bacon-aid. I can honestly say that knowing I can look down at any moment and see a perfectly-marbled piece of sliced pork eye-candy would ease the pain of just about any wound nature can throw at me.
Heal yourself, improve your smell, and when your wound is all patched up, treat yourself to a tasty, meaty treat.
Mmmmm… Bacon-aid!
